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Louis CK: Listen farts take a lot of shit…people think that is lowbrow humor, it’s stupid humor. To me a fart is funny. Let’s break down a fart for a second. Okay it comes out of your ass. It smells like poop because it has just been hanging out next to it for a long time. And it makes a little trumpet noise. What’s not funny about that? Ass flesh rubs together and it makes a toot. A toot noise that smells like poop that comes out of your ass. That’s hilarious. That’s the funniest thing in the world. Here’s what I would say. You don’t have to be smart to laugh at farts but you have to be stupid not to.
Best deconstruction of a JOKE ever. EVER…
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“It is Super Tuesday. It is like the Super Bowl of politics — if the Super Bowl was one team slowly destroying itself. And just like the Super Bowl, I have painted my face with the team colors — white.”
— STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report
Surprise, Muthafucka!
Rush is such a sub-human, real talk.
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thank you i hate people who use shit like this as an excuse to be a delinquent
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Word.
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